Edie Spence’s Overly Honest and Slightly Sarcastic Resume
222 Willow Glen #3
Port Cavell, OH
To find a home at a hospital where I can further my career goals and education
while not getting killed, maimed, eaten, or threatened. (Threatening’s okay actually, it’s the follow through that I’d like to stop.) I would prefer not to deal with vampires or their servants anymore and only see were-creatures, shapeshifters, and zombies in a limited professional capacity.
I have ACLS, PALS, and BLS certifications, and am working on my CCRN.
Bachelor of Nursing Degree from Clara Barton University
Received BSN from the best nursing school in the state, maintaining a 3.8 average. Was involved in Clara Barton’s prestigious mentorship program, where I precepted with ICU level nurses from Highland Hospital on their medical ICU floor for 120 hours. (Their recommendations are attached.)
2011 – 2012
County Hospital, Floor Y4, ICU level
Was personally responsible for up to two patients in a ‘challenging’ ICU environment. Was required to be proficient with IV pumps, PCA pumps, pressure bags, isolation gear, and tranquilizer rifles. Experienced dealing with extreme psych patients, dodging blows, and hanging obscene amounts of blood. Dealt with difficult interpersonal relationships including patients who threatened to kill me, and patients who actually tried. Maintained temper and professionalism at all times. Mostly.
No references available.
Jan 2012 – June 2012
Cavell Sleep Clinic
Watched people sleep. Quit. No references available.
June 2012 – Present
Performed both one on one nursing care and dealt with large scale health crisis in the public health environment. Both watched and was the recipient of a limpeza. Did assorted tasks to improve the clinic’s standing in the community, such as help end a turf war and free Santa Muerte, a local folk saint. Helped a zombie get his soul back.
Watching horror movies, listening to old country music, and reading romance novels. Learning Spanish.
Shapeshifted (Edie Spence #3)
by Cassie Alexander
Published June 4th 2013 by St. Martin’s
Nurse Edie Spence is once again called upon to save a life…and this time, it’s personal. Can her new community of zombies, vampires, and shapeshifters come to her rescue when she needs them most?
When Edie was fired from her paranormal nursing job at County Hospital, her whole world came crashing down. Now she’s is once again shaken to her core. Her mother is deathly ill and there’s only one thing that will save her: vampire blood. But with the paranormal community shunning Edie, where can she obtain it…without losing her own life in the process?
Edie hopes to procure it at her new job at the clinic across town, where the forces of evil loom large. Vampire gang wars are rampant. Old underground enemies are rising to the surface. And Edie’s zombie ex-boyfriend has arrived at the scene—but is he the same man he used to be? And what should she make of the enigmatic doctor with whom she shares an unexpected connection? She’ll have to figure it out soon, because all hell is about to break loose—literally—and time is running out…
Other books by Cassie Alexander
Deadshifted coming in December
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