How A Stomp Resume Should Look | Cassie Alexander

Posted August 26, 2013 by Jennifer in Author Guest Post, Stomp vs Romp 2013, Top Menu | | 2 Comments

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Edie Spence’s Overly Honest and Slightly Sarcastic Resume

 

Edie Spence
222 Willow Glen #3
Port Cavell, OH

Objective:

To find a home at a hospital where I can further my career goals and education while not getting killed, maimed, eaten, or threatened. (Threatening’s okay actually, it’s the follow through that I’d like to stop.) I would prefer not to deal with vampires or their servants anymore and only see were-creatures, shapeshifters, and zombies in a limited professional capacity.

I have ACLS, PALS, and BLS certifications, and am working on my CCRN.

 

Experience:

2008-2011
Bachelor of Nursing Degree from Clara Barton University

Received BSN from the best nursing school in the state, maintaining a 3.8 average. Was involved in Clara Barton’s prestigious mentorship program, where I precepted with ICU level nurses from Highland Hospital on their medical ICU floor for 120 hours. (Their recommendations are attached.)

 

2011 – 2012
County Hospital, Floor Y4, ICU level

Was personally responsible for up to two patients in a ‘challenging’ ICU environment. Was required to be proficient with IV pumps, PCA pumps, pressure bags, isolation gear, and tranquilizer rifles. Experienced dealing with extreme psych patients, dodging blows, and hanging obscene amounts of blood. Dealt with difficult interpersonal relationships including patients who threatened to kill me, and patients who actually tried. Maintained temper and professionalism at all times. Mostly.

No references available.

 

Jan 2012 – June 2012
Cavell Sleep Clinic

Watched people sleep. Quit. No references available.

 

June 2012 – Present
Divisadero Clinic

Performed both one on one nursing care and dealt with large scale health crisis in the public health environment. Both watched and was the recipient of a limpeza. Did assorted tasks to improve the clinic’s standing in the community, such as help end a turf war and free Santa Muerte, a local folk saint. Helped a zombie get his soul back.

 

Hobbies:

Watching horror movies, listening to old country music, and reading romance novels. Learning Spanish.

 

 

 

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ShapeshiftedFinal

Shapeshifted (Edie Spence #3)
by Cassie Alexander
Published June 4th 2013 by St. Martin’s

Nurse Edie Spence is once again called upon to save a life…and this time, it’s personal. Can her new community of zombies, vampires, and shapeshifters come to her rescue when she needs them most?

When Edie was fired from her paranormal nursing job at County Hospital, her whole world came crashing down. Now she’s is once again shaken to her core. Her mother is deathly ill and there’s only one thing that will save her: vampire blood. But with the paranormal community shunning Edie, where can she obtain it…without losing her own life in the process?

SHAPESHIFTED

Edie hopes to procure it at her new job at the clinic across town, where the forces of evil loom large. Vampire gang wars are rampant. Old underground enemies are rising to the surface. And Edie’s zombie ex-boyfriend has arrived at the scene—but is he the same man he used to be? And what should she make of the enigmatic doctor with whom she shares an unexpected connection? She’ll have to figure it out soon, because all hell is about to break loose—literally—and time is running out…

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I coexist with my husband of 15 years, our 11-year-old son and two chilled cats in the Deep South.

After 17 years I've finally finished my BA in English (no I do not want to be a teacher). Before majoring in English I would not have touched anything labeled "classic", but I have enjoyed a few along the way in my college career.

While I hated to read growing up, I am now an avid book reader and audiobook listener. I love rejecting reality one book at a time. I only read fiction within my favorite (at least to date) genres which include: most romance (paranormal, contemporary, D/s, BDSM, M/M)Urban Fantasy, and a few YA (mostly PNR or UF from favorite adult authors, but I'm slowly stepping out of my comfort zone after enjoying a few contemporary YA novels in adolescent literature class I took).
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