Mistletoe Madness | Let’s Talk Holiday Pervertables with Jodie Griffin

Posted December 13, 2013 by Jennifer in Author Guest Post | | 9 Comments


Help me welcome today’s author, Jodie Griffin.
She’s the author of Matzoh and Mistletoe.

Let’s Talk Holiday Pervertables with Jeremy Kohler and Jodie Griffin, author of Matzoh and Mistletoe.

Jodie:  “I’d like you to meet OFC Jeremy Kohler. He’s cop and a Dom and he has a fondness for using everyday objects to torture a submissive.”

Jeremy: “You say torture. I say….well, you’re right. Torture’s the right word.”   He grins, looking unrepentant.

Jodie:  “So how about you give us a list of your favorites?”

Jeremy: “Not sure I want to give away all my secrets, but sure. Here’s a few.  I like to start out with a kiss under the mistletoe.  Nothing sets a scene like deep, hot, wet kiss.  I know mistletoe in this sense isn’t a real pervertable, but…”

Jodie: “Can you tell us what you mean by pervertable?”

Jeremy: “Yeah, taking something normal and using it for kinky play. White votive candles or white Hanukkah candles for wax play.  And clothespins. I love those and sometimes use them instead of regular nipple clamps. Plus, you can put them all over your sub’s body.”

Jodie:   “Good to know. What other holiday-themed items can you use as a pervertable?”

Jeremy:  “Lots of things can be used for impact play, especially around the holidays.  Does your sub like to bake?  There are spatulas with Christmas tree cutouts in them. They leave a really nice mark on a sub’s bottom.  Wooden spoons are good too, with or without cutouts.”    A devilish grin crosses his face. “Do you have one of those long wooden cheese boards with a handle? Then you’ve got a paddle.  That would be especially fun if you’re throwing a holiday party at your house.  Before the guests arrive, give your sub a few well-placed swats.  Then, during the party, every time someone takes a piece of cheese from the board — washed after use, please! —   you can whisper in her ear, give her a wink, or even better, a squeeze of her tender ass.”

Jodie:  “Sounds like you’ve done this before.”

Jeremy: *grins*  “A few times. “

Jodie: “What else do you have for us?”

Jeremy: “It’s winter, so scarves are great for blindfolds or bondage.  Wrapping presents? Tie your sub up with Christmas ribbon — but be sure to have safety scissors to get her free immediately if there are any circulation issues.  You want to have fun with this, not hurt anyone. Well, not in a bad way, anyway.”  He pauses, and his eyes light up.  “You can even drape garland around your sub and decorate her like a tree, or hang jingle bells from nipple clamps.”

Jodie:  *laughs*

Jeremy: *winks* “Don’t knock it ‘til you’ve tried it.”

Jodie: “What about for people who aren’t into pain at all?”

Jeremy: “The holidays are good for sensation play, too.  Evergreen boughs are prickly. Pastry brushes are soft.  Gloves can be soft or scratchy.  And if you’re into role playing, there’s always the fur on Santa’s—”

Jodie: *cuts Jeremy off*  “No! Don’t go there! Not listening!”

Jeremy: *grins evilly*  “Ho ho ho.”


For a chance to win a PDF or ePub copy of Matzoh and Mistletoe, leave a comment about something you think would make a fun pervertable or a comment about the ones listed above. I’ll choose one winner at the end of the day on Wednesday, December 18th.   


Matzoh and Mistletoe
by Jodie Griffin

Published on Nov 21, 2013 by Carina Press

Available at: Carina Press |  Amazon | B&N

Every December twenty-fifth, Rebeccah Rickman volunteers through her synagogue so that others can celebrate Christmas. Her usual mitzvah, or good deed, is assisting police officer Jeremy Kohler. But this year is different: this year, Becca is free to act on the attraction that has long simmered between her and the sexy cop.

Jeremy couldn’t have asked for a better gift than discovering the woman he’s fantasized about for five long years is single. But when he learns about the violence that broke up Becca’s marriage, he’s hesitant to pursue her. He fears his desires will scare her away—but can’t deny his own need for control in the bedroom. Or his longing to instruct her in the fine art of submission…

Becca is shocked to learn that Jeremy is a sexual dominant. And despite her past, she’s also aroused. But before she can explore what that means, she’s going to have to put her trust in Jeremy—and her own fledgling desires.

(38,000 words)

[box type=”bio”]  About Jodie Griffin:


Jodie Griffin didn’t always want to be a writer. She spent hours reading, but school papers were written one painful word at a time. Then a story idea came, demanding to be put on paper. After years of practice, she took the leap, submitted her first manuscript and hasn’t looked back.  Jodie’s own happily-ever-after includes one incredibly supportive husband and one future heroine.  Visit Jodie at www.jodiegriffin.com or find her on Twitter at @Jodie_Griffin.


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9 responses to “Mistletoe Madness | Let’s Talk Holiday Pervertables with Jodie Griffin

  1. I remembering my mother threatening to ‘whip you with a wet noodle’ is my brother and I didn’t get out from under her feet during the holiday cooking. I have no idea how effective a pervertable a wet noodle would be, but it’s definitely the first thing that comes to mind!
    Also in the “I have no idea how it would work, but…” category, I’m now trying to imagine a wrapping mummification with wrapping paper.

    • OMG funny, Jess! We used to hear “fifty lashes with a wet noodle!” 😀 Wrapping paper mummification…hmmm. You’d have to use a LOT of paper so it didn’t tear, but it could be fun!

    • Thanks, Erin! And, sure, that could be fun! Now that lights are LED, you don’t have to worry as much about burns. Put a twinkle on his….. yeah. 😀