The Most Hideous Shoes Every by Avery Flynn

Posted January 31, 2014 by Jennifer in Author Guest Post | | 5 Comments

The Most Hideous Shoes Every by Avery FlynnHigh-Heeled Wonder by Avery Flynn
Series: A Killer Style
Published by Entangled: Ignite on January 27th 2014
Genres: Romantic Suspense
Pages: 250 pages
Format: eBook
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"When a fashionista and her bodyguard get tangled up together, watch out for sizzling sex and surprising plot twists." New York Times best seller Rebecca York

Tony Falcon, an investigator from the other side of the tracks, is the olive oil to fashion blogger Sylvie Bissette's Evian water, but it's not just her temper he's inciting. When Sylvie's stalker almost runs her over in broad daylight, Tony must pose as her boyfriend to infiltrate the close-knit fashion community. In a world full of overblown egos and cutthroat ambition, Sylvie and Tony must work together to find her stalker before she ends up with a literal knife in the back.

The Most Hideous Shoes Ever
By Avery Flynn

 

As a fashion blogger with a pseudonym like the High-Heeled Wonder, you’d think Sylvie Bissett never met a pair of shoes she didn’t like. If only life was that uncomplicated.

It’s Crocs, right? Those are you most hated shoes.

To quote the great Cher Horowitz, “ As if!” Crocs are ugly, but they don’t make it into the top five of fugly shoes. Oh no, I’ve found things much, much worse.

Examples please.

You got it.

5. Jean boot flip flops. No. Just no.

4. Animal Hooves Unless this is for a Halloween costume, stay the hell away from them.

3. Your shoes should not double as mini-snow plows—unless you’re a stage five hoarder. In that case, you probably already have three pairs.

2. If your heels look like a walker (complete with little tennis balls at the base) then you have chose poorly. Very poorly.

1. There are not words to describe my horror of these. Really. I’ve seen a lot of rats in Harbor City, but there’s no way I’m ever going all Buffalo Bill in Silence of the Lambs on them and turning them into slippers.

Now that you know what NOT to wear, go ahead and enter the High-Heeled Wonder Shoes, Swag and Books Extravaganza Giveaway for your chance to win a $100 DSW Shoes gift certificate, books from Entangled Ignite authors releasing in January (Avery Flynn, High-Heeled Wonder; Jody Wallace, Angeli; Julie Rowe, Molly Gets Her Man; Caridad Pineiro and Cathy Perkins, Love International Style box set) and more!

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About Avery Flynn

Avery Flynn loves a hockey-addicted husband, has three slightly wild children and is desperately wishing someone would invent the coffee IV drip.

She posts all sorts of fashion, reading and hero inspiration pictures on Pinterest (pinterest.com.AveryFlynnBooks).

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My name is Jennifer (not Jen!) and I live in the South. I coexist with my husband of 15 years, our 11-year-old son and two cats. I'm finishing my BA in English this Spring (no I do not want to be a teacher). Before majoring in English I would not touch anything labeled "classic" but I have enjoyed a few along the way in my courses. While I hated to read growing up I am now avid book reader and audiobook listener. I love rejecting reality one book at a time. I only read fiction with my favorite (at least to date) genres include: most romance (paranormal, contemporary, D/s, BDSM, M/M)Urban Fantasy, and a few YA (mostly paranormal from authors I read in the adult genre but I'm explaining after enjoying a few contemporary YA novels in my college courses).
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5 responses to “The Most Hideous Shoes Every by Avery Flynn

  1. Thanks so much for having me over! I thought these were the ugliest shoes ever, but then I found more during the Entangled Ignite Facebook party yesterday. SCARY! Let’s just say there is some weird stuff out there on the internet. 😉